[TEE] "Not Your Fingers, Not Your Problem" Premium Tee

Proudly crafted with meticulous attention to detail, each t-shirt is screen-printed by hand in our local studio, ensuring unparalleled quality and precision. We’ve chosen ultra-premium cotton for its exceptional softness and durability, sourced ethically to align with our commitment to responsible production practices. Our studio-quality custom tees are a testament to our dedication to excellence, designed to meet the high standards of my work that I’m thrilled to share with YOU!

The design, a product of collaboration with Chris Guardado, one of the industry’s leading graphic designers, encapsulates a blend of artistry and innovation. Each piece is specially printed for this exclusive release, making it a unique addition to any wardrobe.

After much anticipation, excitement, and countless requests, I am ecstatic to finally unveil these tees to you all. This launch is not just about adding a new item to your collection—it’s about bringing a piece of studio-crafted art into your daily life. Get ready to experience the hype firsthand!

To all the armchair experts and self-proclaimed safety officers who generously share their wisdom on the 'proper way' to do things from the comfort of their living room: We collectively declare—

NOT YOUR FINGERS, NOT YOUR PROBLEM*

*Except when it is your fingers, then it definitely IS your problem, and we urge you to please be safe.

Crafted with care, each t-shirt is screen-printed by hand locally, using ethically sourced ultra-premium cotton. Our studio-quality custom tees match the high standard of excellence you've come to expect from us, designed to resonate with YOU! These unique pieces boast designs by Chris Guardado, renowned as one of the top graphic designers in his field. Specially created for this launch, we're thrilled to finally share these tees with you, following immense anticipation and numerous requests!

Embracing a preorder model, we're excited to announce that the tees will be shipped in batches, ensuring each one receives the attention to detail and quality it deserves.